Ujian yang timbul x tau dari mana tah.....

Today i answered the first two papers of the  " UJIAN YANG TIMBUL XTAU DARI MANA TAH "...thats what i call the PPD exam , i would write it on every answer and question sheet , just to break the tension XD ,
anyway,had a really great time today,the test started after recess,so we had some fun first. The four of us, AZROY,NAFIS,YAL n ME, we played a game of "guess the song", it's kinda like hangman,the only difference was nobody got hanged, n i gave them the hardest song, it's a malay song, by XPDC ... the title was " NTAHAPAPANTAH "  X D .. i ain't lying , thats the name , search it on youtube,it's there....

Estrella Listener,singer,player

I'M HONOURED

Post kali ni x specific,tajuk pon merepek.......First of all,ribuan terima kasih diucapkan kepada SAFIRAH AZHAR aka PE'AH kerana membaca dan memuji blog aq :) ,dier kte cara penulisan enjoyable :D, sgt happy kerana ade yg suke bce,FYI,ni first post yg dlm BM,hahaha...

                                      THE EXAM THAT SRPANG OUT OF NOWHERE

Time perhimpunan tadi,sedang lepak2..borak2 ngan bdak2 tu...tetibe cikgu announce, ESOK EXAM!!

mase dengar i was like

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

bleyh lak esok nak exam bru arini ckp... -____-",mula2 risau....psal ingt sume subject ade.Pas2 dowrang ckp yg masuk BM,english,geo ngan sejarah,sume subject yg aq OK lar jugak...FUHH....relieve sket...Then,Kerol, a friend of mine ckp "wei lan,hafazan kner tangguh arh,psal agama mmg time periksa,"

Time tu aq......

OHHH YEAAAHHH!!!!! X D

npe aq ske?psal....

# 1 - aq x hafal lagi ayat tu

# 2 - aritu ustazah tu tengking aq sebelum aq bce, diulangi, SEBELUM aq bce,so aq xtau aper masalah dier...

# 3 - aq xnak kner tengking lagi :P

CrUsHeS... hehe :P

                                             

Jokes and Laughs

Laughter is the best medicine,thats not a saying,thats a FACT,and jokes the 

trigger..here are some of the best jokers and funniest guys i know... :D

RUSSEL PETERS

                                                                       

    he's indian,but grew up in canada,he's a stand up comedian..and he's really funny,his jokes are based on racial topics and issues,be it the accent,culture,skin colors,language or habits,he knows everything from every race on earth.he is also very good at making face expressions and intonations,and "sometimes"...not always,he makes jokes about sexual things...and hell yeah he swears a lot,so for the open minded people,this guys awesome! XD

JOZAN

The funniest malaysians i know..their jokes are clean,so parents,ur kids can watch em alone....Johan is unbeatable at imitating others,hes done fadzilah kamsah,chef wan and eric leong...FYI,i've tried doing fadzilah kamsah,n its kinda fun,Jozan has created the best character and my favourite gangster of all time, MAEL LAMBONG....

my fav quotes

"INSAN YANG CEMERLANG DATANG DARI AKAL..yer,yer...HATI YANG TENANG,DAN JIWA YANG..KUAT!"

"APE YANG KO NAMPAK NI,ANGGAPLAH LAH SATU ILUSI...TAK NAMPAK,,TAPI KALAU KO CAKAP DENGAN ORANG..LEBAM BIJI MATA KO"

Stress,pain,depression....and the cure.......

ok,lets see....stress,a six letter word known by almost everyone in the world..even if someone doesn't,they'll still have it,, i happen to be a guy whos very familiar.....with stress n pain... inner pain..to be precise...physical pains are kinda rare...except from the incidents the past few weeks.... -_______-"... slapped and choked....luckily,the guys who did it to me were guys who were "un-paybackable.."...and FYI,one of them's a girl,Syahirah Binti *tuut* bkn larh nme sebenar.....

Everyone feels depressed right?some can't control it..and eventually leads them to suicide,i,in fact..are ones that suffers from major depression,,yes...i'm always hyper and cheerful,doesn't mean i've never thought of blowing my head....

BUT,there are things i do that kinda helps...here's a list,if you'd like to try them :)..

# 1 - hangout with someone who's funny,

or in my case,no one has ever really done a good job at making me happy...or laugh :(....so, i become the funny guy :D,and it really helps,turns out i prefer being the joker than laugher,,,but,a little laugh helps sometimes....ok,maybe a LOT XD

# 2 - Don't act ur age,

age are just numbers,why bother being a grownup when u can do what you like,event if its childish?

so from now on,instead of walking...run,instead of wandering around and checking what ur classmates are up to,jump and dance around,it works for me :)

# 3 - Hit the walls....

ok,this one's kinda optional....try it if u wanna,,but anything happens,don't mention me....i have this weird habit since i was little....i like punching walls...and when i say "punch",i mean "blow the guys head off" punch...it helped me..but i dont know about you guys.. :P

# 4 - do something you love,

this is usual,for me,it's music,,either i listen to them,sing them,play them,it really helps me a lot...another thing that i enjoy is......eating,, :D

so those are my ways,follow and enjoy it,or have your own way :)

The people who are training our future generations.....

Or teachers,i've known many,from all sizes and height,colors and races.i liked most of them,but i ain't writing about the ones i like,that's boring....seriously...imma write about the ones that makes me want to set them up so they end up spending their life in prison...n they don't look like the one in the pic,that one's real hot...( wish she's my teacher )..i'm writing about the most annoying teacher i've had,the one will be remembered the most.don't worry,no real names are used...just what i call her.... XD

 A(L)2

-40 +,female,kinda short.. (for her age)....black eyes,AND IS REALLY MOUTHFUL....

-once,she brought two of my classmates to the counselor........

-twice,she accused me of saying bad things behind her back,and twice,she was wrong.....

-thrice,she told my classmates to do their work on the floor.....

-and i've lost track....but,many times,she's complained about us to our class teaher and gossiped with other teachers

 those are the things she's done....SO FAR.....

she's unique because,she's the only teacher i've known to have so many trademarks,which are created SPONTANIOUSLY...some of them are...

KAMU NI.......

ISH,AWAK NI...CAMTU PULOK....

KALAU ADE 700 BUKU TEKS,AWAK NAK !@#$%^&*!!!?(with rage)

SAYA SEBENARNYER.......

KAMU KATA ADDMATHS X PENTING!!!(with rage)

and the most unbelievable is........


HUK ALOH!
 ( she got real angry when we say this...no idea why... :| ? )

The First song...

I'm announcing that....I"M WRITING MY FIRST SONG!!!!

MY FIRST FUCKING SONG!!!WOOHHOOOO!!!

It's gonna be about high school,the fun,the pain,the memories,but i'm focusing more on the FUN ;D
the song's music is already composed,i did it with my acoustic,all that's left now,are the lyrics,and who's going to be singing it,HAHA....i'm currently writing the lyrics,but i'm asking D'subsify and syahirah to help me...
this song will be my first step in achieving my dream...my TRUE dream i mean,not the "i wanna be doctor when i grow up" dream....i'm really giving my all for this song... :)

Idol...inspiration.....

Nicholas Don Wheeler,or Nick Wheeler 4 short,is my IDOL,for those who doesn,t know,he is the first guitarist and backing vocals for The All-American Rejects....which is also my favourite band,,In fact,he is the main reason i wanted to play guitar.his style,HAIR,and craziness inspired me.......and not to forget,his songs,,
but i really love his HAIR........

The All-American Rejects